“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
I JUST WANT THE D(LC)

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you
Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking
what’s going on have i died
i was in tears before i clicked play
i’m dying